Abel Ruiz is the four-time winner of the One-Sinister-Mister award. He positively abhors coconut and gelled hair and has a penchant for lyrically cryptic musical artists. He is an aspiring world-dictator and is a lot more fuzzy and gooey than he is comfortable letting people know. He is Wyoming born, the product of minority-parents and nothing is more important to him than making them proud and someday buying his momma a house. His favorite things are books so thick you could knock someone out with them, of which he fantasizes about more than what is probably diagnostically appropriate.